I've Become the Fat Chick

Allow me to analogize for a moment.

You wanted to pick up the 10 star at the beginning of the night, but she's having none of your loser ass. It's time to lower your standards and settle for the porker in the corner. You know who I'm talking about. Her friend always invite her becuase she makes them more attractive.

Now that you're good and drunk you're gonna take Jabba the Hutt home with you. Just think, all it took was the offer of some tacos.

I have become the fat chick.

UC Irvine didn't accept me in the Fall because they were going for the 10 star, but like at the bar the 10 star wants nothing to do with Irvine, and like the fat chick at the bar, UC Irvine has come crawling to me.

And like the fat chick who loves tacos I've decided to accept the offer.