Asian Philosophy

So I noticed somthing else about junior college today, There are a ton of strippers here. I am not yet sure this is a good thing, but it looks like a few of them are in my economics class. I like economics a lot better now.

Strippers are cool though because when they come to class they are either just getting off work, or getting ready to go to work. You can tell, because they are the only girls who are wearing 6-inch heels and miniskirts.


Asian Philosophy was great tonight. In fact it was so good I don't think I'm gonna go back next week. How good can an Asian philosophy class that doesnt study bukkake be?

I'm guessing not good, and its too bad, there were some hot girls in that class.

I met some more interesting people in that class. Not So Silent Bob, the fat rpg playing nerd, Lurlene, the 45 year old redneck, and the totally stoned guy were my favorites.

My teacher went around the room asking some of the people in the class why they chose it. Here are some of the gems I managed to write down.

#1
Teacher: Why did you decide to take this class?
Not So Slient Bob: Umm....I study Buddhism and Bushido.
(Translation: I play Final Fantasy...a lot.)


#2
Totally stoned guy: Trying to expand the mind, man.
(Translation: I'm stoned as fuck, man)
(Ed. note: he walked into class 25 minutes late wearing sun glasses. This class starts at 6:55 P.M. by the way.)

Nothing though can compare to what Lurlene had to say. This was great. The highlight of my day, week, month, ect.

#3
Teacher: Why did you decide to take this class?
40 year old redneck looking lady: Well I've studied metaphysics before.
Teacher: That's interesting, what did you study?
Redneck: Scientology
(Translation- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)


Now if you'll excuese me I'm gonna go stab myself in the ear with a Q-tip.