It's Been A While

It's officially winter break for me, which means my life consists of sleeping until noon, not putting on pants for as long as possible, and staying out until all hours of the night.

What does this have to do with anything? Well, that's a valid question, and I'll give you a valid response. I was just lying in my bed, considering weather to take a nap, go to the gym, or just sit and do nothing.

Right next to my bed, under my desk, is a big pile of crap. The pile consists of random papers, a few CD's, and some textbooks still in their wrappers. (I spent $500 on textbooks this semester and only used ONE on a frequent basis.)

Anyways, on top of the pile was a paper which I had scribbled some philosophy notes on. And by scribble philosophy notes I mean I wrote down some stupid stuff I overheard, and doodled over the paper. But I did write down a funny conversation that arose between my teacher and my friend valid. (I've mentioned Vlad previously but I've referred to him as Stalin. I don't mean that in a bad way like he's responsible for killing 40 million Russians, I called him Stalin cause he's Russian. And he's missing a few marbles.)

Our class was talking about war and for some reason Vlad said, An army of one."

My teacher responded to whatever Vlad was talking about and said, "You know the first thing I the ought of when I heard that?"

Vlad ponders the question for a minute and says, "The Borg?"

Bravo Vlad. Bravo.