Random Thoughts From English

We were talking about World War I and the Balkans today and my teacher asks if anybody knew what happened in 1914, so I said, "that was the year the Archduke got shot." He asks who shot him so I say, "Garvilo Princip."

Then he starts talking and this girl raises her and asks who was the Archbishop who got shot. He explains it to her and she goes, "I think I saw that movie with Brad Pitt."

I started thinking, what if Brad Pitt taught English? I bet it would be somthing like this:

"Ok, do you want to learn how to write a 5-paragraph essay, or should I just stand up here and take my shirt off for the next two hours?"

Anyways, we went on with our somthing or other for a while and then we read a poem. The poem started somthing like, "I was on the corner of 4th and Lexington when I told my husband I needed an abortion."

Another girl asked if that was the thesis.

I believe my response was, "I'll get the plunger."