The Difference Between Us

I talked to one of my friend up at Berkeley toay and we had a nice converation. I'm supposted to go up to Berkeley this weekend, to see some of my friend. Coming with me is supposed to be my friend's girlfriend, and another friend of mine, but none of us have a ride up.

We started talking and my friend asked if I had any ideas how I was going to get up there. I said I was thinking about trying to find a neutron star and a partical accelarator to create a wormhole from here to Berkeley. I figure that eight weeks of community college astronomy has given me enough knowledge and expierence to create a wormhole and exlpain the spacetime problem that has plagued mondern day astronomy.

My friend listened to me and goes, "Hmm...I'll ask my astronomy professor about that tomorrow, he's up for the Nobel Prize."


Guess that the difference between a University and junior college.