This has nothing to do with college

Ugly people shop at Target. I found that out on Sunday. I saw two midgets, one black and one white shopping there together. That itself is funny, but just to make things better they were lesibans.

Here is me telling my friend what happened

Person5879: but i was two midgets at target yesterday
Person5879: one was black and one was white
Person5879: and they were lesbians
Nano****18: OMGZ
Person5879: my brain was going in so many different directions right then
Nano****18: You should have pointed at them
Nano****18: And made them feel extremely uncomfortable

You don't realize how many different ways my mind was thinking when I saw this.

This was even better:

Even more funny:

Person5879: i saw the funniest thing ever at target on sunday before i crashed my moms car
$$$Lamp: lol what'd you see?
Person5879: i saw two midgets shopping there
Person5879: which in itself is funny
Person5879: but one was black and one was white
Person5879: which is funny
$$$Lamp: you're such a horrible person
Person5879: but they were lesbians
$$$Lamp: okay, that is hilarious
$$$Lamp: I hope you stole a camera to take a picture

One More:

Person5879: i saw the ugliest/funniest people at target ever on sunday
Caustic$$$$: aren't those people always at target?
Person5879: i saw midgets
Person5879: which is funny
Person5879: but I saw two midgets
Person5879: one black and one white
Person5879: and they were lesbians
Caustic$$$$: oh man...
Caustic$$$$: talk about an endangered species...
Person5879: ya, I'm a bad person
Person5879: there's a reason I can't keep relationships
Caustic$$$$: no, randy newman is a bad person.